Chapter XXVII · Chascarrillos
Alfredo González Díez · Alegres Soldados
Automatic translation, pending editorial review. Consult the Spanish original.
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A caricature from Lieutenant TIROLAIPI. See Section 34. Heading 11 (34-06). TIROLAIPE. (2) GURRIATE. Eye! The TIROLIPI flares are from Generals.
CHAPTER XXVII Fingerjobs
The soldier in his campaign "doesn't just rejoice with singing, but tells jokes and cheers to relieve the bad conditions of war.
ALEGRES SOLDIOS initiated the Great March with "Promistario Alegre, and was published at 25-03. He followed his repertoire by interpaving after an amusing tale about how to play them as a Repertory of Fancy (A)
No 01. Replacement and March
"Why do they call these Battalion from Reposición and March?, 'Gurriato asked a mortadela.
They are replaceable because they exceed their position and leave them to go, the newcomer responded.
The grace consists of referring to increased desertions with new staff arrivals for relief and cover casualties.
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No 02. Between Jews
Levi met Samuel and asked him, "Where are you going? The interviewee's answer: "I leave for Hannover to see my parents.
Levi's reply: "See Samuel, more sincerity I had been expecting from you and his faithful friend. But as far back at me how about trying to fool him by saying that we're going up To Hannover so That they'll think of your direction into München while actually where have us put ourselves with them is onto Hanover...
To understand this joke, we have to know how bad the Jews were in Germany for these dates 1941 / 43.
Swith number 03. From Otto and Fritz
Otto and Fritz were popular characters in Germany's 1939 / 45 Second Great World War.
They were told: Otto and Fritz are at the same unit as his front. Otto's about to leave with permission. When Fritz's good-bye, his assignment was to get him a Leika by the back office and with no advance.
When Otto returned, Fritz came out to get him and asked about his assignment.
Otto claims that Machinekino LEIKA lost her with his luggage as a result of air bombardment at the train station.
Fritz did not immute herself and said, "I'm glad she didn't give you the money.
Otto responded as soon and again: "I have been good to get rid of myself if we buy your Leika.
Sight number 04. Rome axis - Berlin
For the years 1941 / 43 there was an pact known by Eje-Rome-Berlin- Tokyo.
The Bilbao- La Robla Railroad, known as the Hull and its train of passengers was made from wood with seats run.
A traveller asks the Reaper: Why have they been purging toilets?
Answer: "That they will have no shits at the Axis.
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Nil nº 05. Nipon, nopún and bipan
During GMII, every reference to the Japanese was used as an expression of nipon with a name for subjects from Mikado's Emperor and his Reborn Sun.
The Germans, at the same time and after them they criticize Spanish people for their jobs or work.
In Spain, just after its Civil War of 1936 / 39 and currently with a few words in the black market.
The Spanish people were joking and sarcastically, so they cried: "They say... Nipon in Japan. They call us... Nipum in Germany. And we say... no bread.
Swith number 06. Parachute
A JUNKER aircraft from the Luftwaffe goes paratroopers with different nationalities.
When they hurl them into a void, so have their words: "To Hitler!... shout the German pronouncing Gila.
Chirigota nº 07. Prisoners (See Fig. 01)
At a GULAG camp, an Instructing Officer interviews prisoners of war put up there.
What's your job? I'm a blacksmith, says German. That his testicles have been pounding into an anvil, and that's how Russian.
What's your job? I'm a carpenter, says an Italian. To get his cheesebirds out of her penis, orders the Russian.
What's your job? I'm selling "Chupas-chipes. That's what the Russian sheriff found no proper punishment to suck, lick and kiss or bar...
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No 08. Machines
Maite! I will leave Germany and they have frameworks for every foot-foki to the froylines so that we can get them (children).
"That's a bad thing, and Maite replied: What are you going to do with frames every month?
A rumor had been expressed about the existence of youth reproductive shelters in Germany.
The arrival of German emissaries was mentioned at Bilbao to seek out Bask moskorro and hire them as stallions.
No 9. Barata- face
Two Guripan pangs from the Blaue Division commented their love adventures for his backlight.
They were convalescent in Berlin, October 1942 and after returning to Reposo Station (Sammestellen) each referred their adventure of the day.
The puripa first pitted: Mine was an apt and had the face of his virgin.
The second puripa responded to him, "My mother looks quite an expensive virgin.